I'm sorry to have been so neglectful lately. I've been too busy actually doing applications to do the most important part of my application process: questing for the Colbert Bump.

Nation, it's been over a week and still no Bump. I'm thisclose to just saying, "I know when to stop," and throwing in the proverbial towel.

However, I don't know when to stop. My imaginary towel remains firmly unthrown, Now I just need to get mentioned on the Report through sheer force of will.